© 2008 Votelessness. 
According to the results of a phone survey released today, 56% of registered Democrats think their leadership, in particular Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, would do well to find some “cajones”. Another 34% of respondents indicated they were in favor of the leadership “growing a pair”. Yet another 13% (The equipment used to conduct and tabulate the results of the poll were manufactured by Diebold) were strongly in favor of finding a set of “pills” each for Congresspersons Pelosi and Reid.
Stepping off the airplane to begin her campaigning for the Indiana primary, Hillary Clinton responded to questions about what role her husband would play in the White House, should she get elected. Clinton then made a startling announcement: Bill Clinton would be named Director of White House Interns.
John McCain demonstrated this week that he is even more full of shit than you previously thought. Speaking before an assembly of members of the VFW, Mr. McCain stated that we are no longer staring into the abyss of defeat in Iraq. That statement alone wouldn’t have resonated as complete horseshit, if McCain had immediately followed it with an intimation that we were actually staring OUT of the abyss that we have so obviously been in since the disasterously ill-advised invasion of the country in 2003. McCain did not offer any such intimations.
Wally came into this world in 1945. Little is known (by me) of how it happened. I assume he was hatched from an errant spore or left in a basket somewhere. He was most likely of modest beginnings, but worked tremendously hard to get both of his electrical engineering degrees and his […]