© 2008 Votelessness. 
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court™ of The USA! upheld a law that even first-year political science students agree will disenfranchise a variety of voters from the elderly to immigrants (the legal ones). The Supremes said it was cool for Indiana to require photo I.D. to participate in the electoral process in that state, which it most certainly is not. It is exponentially less cool than the least cool thing you can think of – even less cool than “More than Words” by Extreme.
Hillary Clinton apologized to black voters for remarks made by Geraldine Ferarro while serving as a member of Clinton’s finance committee. Ms. Ferarro insinuated that Barack Obama would not have made it as far in the race for President if he were not black. Clinton made haste to apologize for the remarks which many (including her campaign advisors) viewed as culturally insensitive. No consideration was made for the fact that Ms. Ferarro’s remarks are absolutely true. But, true or not, those comments could have hurt someone’s feelings and there is no place for that in government.
Ralph Nader is right. If the Democrats cannot win this one in a landslide, they should close down. Gosh, it sure is great to have old Ralph back in the race. His curmudgeonly-old-crank demeanor and rumpled, ill-fitting suits will be a welcome compliment to Hillary’s ridiculous smile and point routine and custom-tailored […]
The furor over California’s recent disenfranchisement of 50,000 voters, may prove to be an enormous over-reaction. Fabricated sources close to Votelessness indicate that of the 50,000 votes that will likely remain uncounted due to the constitution-mockingly awful “double bubble” design of the ballot, fully 98 percent were most likely cast by hippie weirdos. […]
Florida screws up again. Voters all over the state were confused and confounded in their attempts to vote in the state’s primary elections. Democrats trying to cast their ballots were told that there was no Democratic primary in Florida this year. They were told this by state election workers