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Ending years of speculation on his next move, former D.O.D Secretary Don Rumsfeld announced he and his investment partners – Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and DNC Chairman Howard Dean – planned to open a chain of Bi-Partisan restaurants – Rummy’s Yummy Red Meat Grille.
Rumors have begun circulating inside the Beltway that President Bush is thinking of switching to the Democratic Party. A made up source close to the President said he overheard Mr. Bush tell an advisor, “I don’t like being in the minority. It blows. How those black folks handle it, is beyond me […]
A major study on Global Warming sponsored by Coppertone has come to a startling conclusion. Although most scientists concur that Global Warming is occurring, all agree it has gotten worse since Al Gore began speaking about it. Professor Olaf Samuelson of the Oslo Institute reports in his study “Hot Air and Al Gore […]