Dr. Pepper Accepts Republican Soda Nomination

Beverages with anthropomorphic names have been battling long and hard for this elections cycle’s coveted beverage endorsements. Captain Morgan initiated a lawsuit to allow former privateers, highwaymen and copier salesmen to act as the official spokescharacter for endorsed soft drinks. Prior to this year’s primaries, a zero tolerance policy was in place, which prevented some of the more renagade spokescharacters from being eligible for the endorsements.

Jello Biafra on Voting

I’m totally down with insurrection in the street. I’ve had a great time with that over the years. Insurrection in the voting booth is the other part of the equation. –Jello Biafra

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Will Rogers on Voting

“Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans” –Will Rogers

Jon Stewart on Voting

Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it’s cool, because it’s not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote. -Jon Stewart

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