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According to the results of a phone survey released today, 56% of registered Democrats think their leadership, in particular Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, would do well to find some “cajones”. Another 34% of respondents indicated they were in favor of the leadership “growing a pair”. Yet another 13% (The equipment used to conduct and tabulate the results of the poll were manufactured by Diebold) were strongly in favor of finding a set of “pills” each for Congresspersons Pelosi and Reid.
Stepping off the airplane to begin her campaigning for the Indiana primary, Hillary Clinton responded to questions about what role her husband would play in the White House, should she get elected. Clinton then made a startling announcement: Bill Clinton would be named Director of White House Interns.
Hillary R. Clinton today confirmed rumors that, if elected president, she would pass a law proclaiming Robin Givens Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World. Clinton said, “As the former wife of Mike Tyson, I see her as having all the necessary qualifications, and in fact, a certain entitlement to this honor.” When reminded […]