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Scientists Agree Al Gore A Major Cause Of Global Warming

By Paul Lander ⋅ April 22, 2008 ⋅ Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

A major study on Global Warming sponsored by Coppertone has come to a startling conclusion. Although most scientists concur that Global Warming is occurring, all agree it has gotten worse since Al Gore began speaking about it. Professor Olaf Samuelson of the Oslo Institute reports in his study “Hot Air and Al Gore Go Hand and Hand” that each time Al Gore speaks, writes a book or releases a documentary, Global Warming increases. In fact, when the documentary “An Inconvenient Truth” was released in theatres, cities all over the globe reported their highest temperatures on record. According to Dr. Samuelson, the former V.P. might be responsible for 120,000 severe cases of Sun Stroke, 340,000 cases of overcrowding at beaches, 16,000 cases of Coors Light getting warm (despite being packaged in that brewery’s ingenious Cooler Case™), over 1,000,000,000 BTU’s of Air Conditioning used, and a sharp rise in stock prices for Baskin Robbins, Slurpee and Smirnov Ice. The former Vice President could not be reached for comment (mostly because we didn’t try).

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