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Wednesday February 27th, presidential hopeful Barack Obama picked up an endorsement from Ohio’s State Treasurer that could serve to propel him to the tie he is already in with Senator Hillary Clinton. The treasurer’s name is Cordray or something like that. At a rally for Senator Obama on Ohio State University’s campus, the […]
Ralph Nader is right. If the Democrats cannot win this one in a landslide, they should close down. Gosh, it sure is great to have old Ralph back in the race. His curmudgeonly-old-crank demeanor and rumpled, ill-fitting suits will be a welcome compliment to Hillary’s ridiculous smile and point routine and custom-tailored […]
The furor over California’s recent disenfranchisement of 50,000 voters, may prove to be an enormous over-reaction. Fabricated sources close to Votelessness indicate that of the 50,000 votes that will likely remain uncounted due to the constitution-mockingly awful “double bubble” design of the ballot, fully 98 percent were most likely cast by hippie weirdos. […]
Tuesday, February 5th, Elections officials in Chicago gave voters the inkless plastic styluses from electronic touch-screen voting machines so they could fill out the paper, optical scan ballots they were issued. The styluses resemble the stylus one might find tethered to the checkout at Target and contain absolutely no ink or other substance that might leave a mark.